Friday 26 August 2011

Lee Nelson's Well Good Show

I tried to enjoy it; I honestly did.

My regular readers may remember I wrote a while ago about my inability to review something I had not enjoyed (here’s a link back to it, for those who do not remember). I do worry that giving only glowing reviews has an effect on my integrity, making me seem at best sycophantic, but having been brought up with the “if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing” attitude I find it difficult. That said, I did promise a concerted effort, so here goes!

Having been made to endure a couple of episodes of the previous series of this show, I was fully aware what to expect. Little surprise, then to see this new series follows the exact same pattern with nothing new or particularly creative added.

Obviously, I am fully aware that Nelson is purely a character and can accept that as such his attitudes and opinions are supposed to be exaggerated and affected, but I still see nothing funny in the belittling and humiliation of audience members we see in this programme.

It is a real shame, because as a character, Nelson works; Simon Brodkin’s appearances on Al Murray’s ITV series, “Multiple Personality Disorder” always had me laughing but I just find nothing in the current format worth even raising a smile.

Granted, he has great pace and energy which he maintains throughout, but this is misdirected into cruel taunts and jibes. Again, I know the comments are those of the character rather than the comedian, but still a constant flow of taunts shows little of the intelligence and writing skill of someone who has created such a potentially fantastic character.

Having grown up in the era of only one television per household, I spent much of my youth being forced to watch television comedy I really did not want to. Often, though, there would be a point during the show at which I would release a little smirk or even a chuckle in spite of myself. That, to me, is wherein the best comedy lies: something which can make its audience laugh even when they really do not want to. We have all had that moment I am sure; sitting in traffic with the window down, radio on and something is said which makes you compulsively laugh aloud to meet the confused stares of pedestrians or fellow slaves to the transport system. Those moments where you have no control of the volume or style of your laugh, they are when you know something is truly funny.

So stoically sitting to watch this programme, with my seventeen year old screeching hysterically at every last word I waited for that moment…. I am not sure how long one should ordinarily wait, but the show is a half hour long and having watched it through twice now (because I am nothing if not thorough!) I am still waiting…

Episode one is on the I-player until the end of October if you are so inclined. Next new episode is 22:30 on 1st September. If you enjoyed anything about the last series, then I guess you will equally like this one since it is a carbon print.

In the mean time, though, I have trawled around You-tube and found this for you; to my mind far more worthy of your precious time!



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Thursday 25 August 2011

Judgement Day: GCSE Results

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS LITTLE BEYOND THE MUNDANITY OF FAMILY LIFE SUCH AS IT IS SO PLEASE GRAB A HOLD OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS AND LOWER THEM SOMEWHAT - OR AWAIT THE NEXT POST - EITHER WAY AT THE VERY LEAST CHECK OUT MY BABY'S DRAWING AT THE END OF THE POST!

I often think I am more nervous for my children than they are themselves! Results day is certainly one such occasion! Last week I attended college with my oldest for her AS Level results; today, the two GCSE’s Miss Middle has taken this year. I don’t like to harp on about the “old days” too much as it serves as a grim reminder of just how horrendously old I am, but in my day they mailed you the result. This whole pomp and performance of trekking across town for an A4 sheet of paper with a couple of letters on is ridiculous!

She didn’t do brilliantly as it happens, but to be honest given that her attendance for the last year barely made 60% we were not too surprised. In fact, for someone who has missed so much teaching she did remarkably well, but she is not in a position to see that right now.

Regardless, I am proud of what she has achieved this year. All my children cope remarkably well given the struggles we have in this household. There is little about our lives which could be construed as ‘normal’ and they just take all that is thrown at them fully in their strides. Her results may not have been great, but she attended all the exams and worked mighty hard to achieve what she has; and whilst one result stands, the other is subject to the results of further GCSE’s next year so it is possible to crank that one up a couple of grades with the support of all around her!

I am fully aware how menial, mundane, dire etc this news is but I hope to follow with something more interesting/relevant.

In the meantime, because I am super-proud of her, here is a pic drawn by my Miss Middle... remember she’s only 15; when her style matures she is gonna be a fabulous artist, but for now busies herself drawing the rich and famous (and her not-so-rich-or-famous friends and family!)


The fabulous Mark Watson -- Have you still not read his blog? Really, he should give me props for plugging it so often! -- as drawn by my biggest little girl (or littlest big girl; it's all about perspective!)
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Wednesday 24 August 2011

Playing Catch-up!

I know, I have been remiss, neglectful, yada-yada.

In all fairness during my sabbatical I have managed to complete a couple of scripting projects but that matters little to my readers here I know, so I am sorry. Not much more I can do than apologise really. I guess if I cared enough I could track down each and every one of my regular readers and present you all with an individually hand-made gift of epic proportions, but all that would do is slow down the writing process further – so just be grateful I am back!

So sadly for you all, this is destined to be one of those irritating catch-up posts filling in all the minutia of my life since my last post!

Just how have I filled my time?

Well, mostly I have been in a funk… and sadly I am not a person to embrace a state of depression with the spirit of “that which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”; I am not a person who will tell the world “I am feeling low, cheer me up”; I cannot push through it and write regardless: my mechanism? I hide. So that is where I have been… hiding from all who could possibly help drag me out of the mist and ignoring all but the most important messages from the outside world.

I know there are a few writers looking in here once in a while, share your coping mechanisms please! How do you still write even when the world seems so dark? Any tips but “Man Up”….


The day-to-day plods on as normal really. Kids are home for the hols. The oldest has changed career plan again, but I am confident this new direction is altogether more achievable, realistic and most importantly more her than previous plans. Miss-middle collects her first set of GCSE results tomorrow. Bizarre that they have to endure the results process twice nowadays, but I guess it means they don’t have to worry about a heap of exams crammed into a few weeks; not that it did us “older folk” any harm, did it?! She is filled with plans for the future and very much looking forward to what awaits us!

The hub-creature is still hanging in there. Not much to report really, other than that he seems able to do less and less each day. Part of me wishes they’d hurry and give him a date for his operation, but I don’t dare chase them up in case the date they give confirms what I already suspect…

With all that in mind, plans are still going ahead for the big move! I thought I had found my location; beautiful scenery, an amazing house with some land and fabulous mountain views and great prices on commercial property. I found I could afford to buy both the house and a little shop for the price my current smaller house is valued at which was quite an exciting prospect.

I had forgotten about this, but I once visited a psychic who told me I “Over-researched” things… maybe that is what I have done now! Funny how stuff just throws itself to the front of your mind once in a while isn’t it?
Anyway, being a little cynical of the relatively inexpensive property prices I approached an old school friend who lives in Wales for information on the town itself, only to be told that was an area to avoid… I am grateful for the information, that was precisely why I asked him – it’s a big deal for me and I didn’t want to be stuck once I arrived finding it wasn’t a nice place to live but that I could not sell the house on; I had focussed much of my research of schools and colleges in that area though, so have now had to backtrack slightly!
I have since looked at things slightly differently (with his help, as he encouraged me to think a little deeper about what I actually want rather than just looking at available properties) and have decided that region had little of what I actually want anyway. Google streetview is very much my best friend right now, as I trawl the streets of prospective home-towns seeking out places with all the features I need. I have narrowed my search to two possibilities, but have not yet approached the Dark Destroyer of Dreams with them; maybe I am too scared he might tell me they are not great either! Regardless, little is worse than this town right now so I am confident any move will be a positive one!

So that’s the condensed version of where I am at right now – bet you are mighty glad I kept it concise aren’t you?!

Thank you all for sticking with me it does mean a lot that I can just pickup again and know that you have waited for me!

I don’t know why, but I always feel I should have a piece of media, either video or photograph, to complete a post…

What feels relevant now?


Crank it up loud, cycle on your bicycle and leave the misery behind!

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